Thursday, December 27, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
Animals and your birthdates
Birthdays: (Look below for your characteristics)
| January 01 - 09 ~ Dog | February 01 - 05 ~ Cat | March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey |
| April 01 - 03 ~ Dog | May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey | June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse |
| July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse | August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey | September 01 - 14 ~ Dove |
| October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey | November 01 - 16 ~ Lion | December 01 - 16 ~ Dog |
If you are a Dog: A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.
If you are a Mouse: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek for your company and look forwa rd to include you for all get-together. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!
If you are a Lion: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....
If you are a Cat: An extremely lovable, adorable pe rson, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.
If you are a Turtle: You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.Y ou are generous enough.Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.
If you are a Dove: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected.In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love.....
If you are a Panther: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and lo ve to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.
If you are a Monkey: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!
Ek chutki code....
Ek Chutki code ki keemat tum kya jaano HR Babu?
Ishwar ka ashirwaad hota hai ek chutki code
Developer ke sar ka taj hota hai ek chutki code
Har bench resource ka khwaab hota hai ek chutki code
Bugs ka bhandaar hai ek chutki code
TL ki shikayat ka adhar hai ek chutki code
Release ke samay ninde udata hai ek chutki code
Nanhe se logic ke liye 1000 line ka hota hai ek chutki code
Back pain karata hai ek chutki code
Tension se takla kar deta hai ek chutki code
Per phir bhi hume salary dilata hai Yeh ek chutki code!!
Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!
Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
7. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
General Knowledge
| Ø Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair Ø The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. Ø Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears never stop growing. Ø You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. Ø A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Ø Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks. Ø Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. Ø The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. Ø When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. Ø Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his Wife or mother because they were both deaf. Ø "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language Ø Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself." Ø The smallest unit of time is the yoctosecond Ø Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different Ø "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive double letters Ø Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do Ø The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language Ø If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction Ø China has more English speakers than the United States Ø Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. Ø Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels. Ø The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi-Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhe nuakitanatahu- a New Zealand hill Ø If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu (US) at approximately 4:30pm the previous day. -- Bijay Rungta IT Consultant http://lamp-ajax.blogspot.com http://bijayrungta.blogspot.com |
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Friday, December 21, 2007
Ek vaada
A boy and a girl loved each other,
unfortunately d boy died. . . .
After death he said to the girl
unfortunately d boy died. . . .
After death he said to the girl
"Ek vaada tha tera har vade k peche,
tu milegi mujhe har darwaze k piche,
par tu mujhe ruswa kar gayi,
ek tu hi na thi mere janaze k peche".
Itne mein lakdi ki awaz aayi,
she said . . . . .
Ek vaada tha mera har vaade k peche,
Mai milungi tujhe har darwaze k peche,
par tune hi mud k na dekha,
ek aur janaza tha tere janaze k peche......
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Bijay Rungta
IT Consultant
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